HELLO! I've been rather reticent to offer direct to consumer wine sales online, but I'm broke as fuck and I would like to have a more streamlined way to get wines into the hands of people who want them. So here's the deal. For the low low price of $150 you can get yourself or someone else a glorious gift of natural wine from beautiful sunny California. The current offering is:
2 bottles of 2021 Primitivo, 2 bottles of 2021 Muscat, 1 Red can (Syrah/muscat), 1 orange can (Sauvignon Blanc/Muscat) and 1 bottle of 2022 Nouveau (Pinot Gris) and 1 "MAKE DONALD FAGEN AGAIN" sticker. If you do the math that's actually 7 bottles.
Shipping within California is in included in the price, but if you want to ship somewhere outside of California let me know and I think we can maaaybe work something out depending on if it's a felony to ship to your state. If you live in the Bay Area and would like to pick your wine up at the winery that's cool too and includes a special gift of probably another bottle of wine for sparing the packaging and shipping cost.
